šš Reliable wonder engine. I make narrative role-playing games that imagine a weirder, queerer, more connected world.
Raccoons are for lovers.
Hi Reader,
Welcome! Thanks for coming. I hope you're well. It's unseasonably warm today for early February. That doesn't mean it's warm, but warmer than I expected. Regardless, I'll be serving hot cocoa until we get back up to a low of at least 50 degrees.
So! Just in time for Valentine's Day, I've got a new expansion for Raccoon Sky Pirates:
This eight-page PDF has charming pencil drawings showing raccoons kissing or gazing longingly. Nothing NSFW, just pure raccoon love.
It's full of tables for out-of-control raccoon romantic scenariosāwho you're in love with, why you love them, whether it's a secret, and whether they love you back.
Then, while you're flying across town and raiding a house (you know, like you do), you have to find the perfect gift for your true love and give it to them at the perfect moment.
What could possibly go wrong?
I hope you like it!
xoxoxo
Chris
P.S. Looking for a janky Valentine's Day gift for your regular gaming group? Get Raccoons Are for Lovers for just four bucks, and bring new pathos to your Raccoon Sky Pirates game.
Everlasting, Neverending Game Night
by Chris Sellers, they/them
šš Reliable wonder engine. I make narrative role-playing games that imagine a weirder, queerer, more connected world.
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